The Day Isaias Visited Obama

Last November Isaias Afeworki, President of the tiny country of Eritrea, made a big fuss to President Obama why Ethiopia was receiving so much development aid while Eritrea was simply ignored.  Obama, who was campaigning on

Last November Isaias Afeworki, President of the tiny country of Eritrea, made a big fuss to President Obama why Ethiopia was receiving so much development aid while Eritrea was simply ignored.  Obama, who was campaigning on behalf of Hillary Clinton at the time, had little time to explain his actions to the disgruntled president of Eritrea. Instead he asked him to fly over to Washington for a discussion before he leaves the Whitehouse for good.  President Isaias promised to pay Obama a visit soon. And as promised he travelled to Washington without much fanfare to see the US president.

Upon arrival Obama clearly laid down the parameters of Isaias’ visit. He told his visitor that he should fulfil a set of prerequisites in order to become eligible to receive development aid.  Isaias agreed.

Obama proceeded by instructing Isaias to answer three questions to do with Bo, the family dog.  ‘Bo is struggling at the moment in showing his affection to Sunny, our female dog’, Obama said.  ‘Your job is to revive Bo’s passions by making him do three things: laugh, experience sadness and undergo a shocking incident’, he added. ‘We hope those three traits would trigger a chain reaction in Bo so he would soon begin to show some affection towards Sunny.  Isaias thought that was a piece of cake, and he soon set out to execute the first task in making Bo laugh.  So he leaned over and whispered something in Bo’s ear. Much to Obama’s surprise Bo began to snicker uncontrollably as he pointed his paw at Isaias again and again.

Curiously enough Obama asked Isaias how he managed to make Bo laugh. Isaias said, ‘Actually I did not say much – I just asked Bo if he would like to come with me and visit all my friends back home’.  Obama was bemused.  He said ‘I got it!’, and then he turned to Michele and whispered, ‘Bo is clever enough to figure out that Isaias has no friends whatsoever’.  ‘You see’, he added, ‘the president put each and every one of his old friends in jail … that is why Bo thought his claim was a bluff and outrageously funny’.

Having passed the first test, Isaias asked if he could move on to the next task – to make Bo experience sadness.  ‘By all means, Mr President!’ said Obama.   Then Isaias approached Bo once again and whispered something in his ear. Bo whimpered as he paw-wagged – he was clearly distressed. Intrigued by Bo’s behaviour, Obama asked Isaias what he said to Bo that made him so agitated.  Isaias replied: I asked Bo if he would like to visit and be friends with the Eritrean young men and women around Washington DC area. ‘Aha, clever question’, said Obama; then he turned to Michele and said ‘You see, I understand Bo’s anxiety now; he does not want to become a robot like the YPFDJ followers, the president’s drilled young supporters. Poor dog! That is why he is so distraught!’

Isaias rubbed his hands and said, ‘two down, one to go!’  Obama said, ‘this is your final hurdle, Mr President’.  ‘If you can make Bo experience shock then the money is all yours … good luck!’ Without wasting any time Isaias grabbed Bo’s ear and whispered again.  This time the dog simply collapsed with a thud and passed out. Alarmed, Obama summoned help among the Whitehouse staff. Then he turned to Isaias and gave him a dirty look. ‘What on earth have you done to my dog?’ he glared.  Isaias, confused by Obama’s reaction, said: ‘all I said to your dog was I would take him to Asmara with me!’  Obama, realising how the Eritrean president put Bo’s life in danger, summoned his security people and instructed them to escort Isaias to the airport right away.

The moral of the story is not to allow Isaias to whisper in your ears.

Anon

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  • Koubrom December 25, 2016

    Z HAGOS So TPLF think he can solve Eritrean determination with jock what he couldn’t resume through war and invasion you so smart Z HAGOS agenae
    Yeah to much fake news so we enjoy TPLF true news kkkk
    And 95 % Eritrean want to be again with Ethiopia or you mean ABAY TIGRAY KKKKKK

    [ wodajet fekera techebacheb wouray hilmi abay Tigray
    Beal libom tiway mengedom tiwiyway wedaje zereba ajab xinxiway
    By TAREKE TESFAHIWET KKKKKKKKK
    WEY AYTE HAGOS JEGNA KKKKKK

  • AHMED SALEH !!! December 25, 2016

    Koubrom
    Try to read his comments slowly to understand what he meant . For no reason to degrade , insult and any
    disrespectful languages reflects behavior from ignorance .

    • Fithawi December 25, 2016

      There is no more fucking worst ignorant than you stateless muslim beast murderer terrorist wedi monster Mohammed beast animal. Your fucking murderer muslim terrorist brought bloodshed and miseries, backwardness to our Eritrea and you are going to fucking pay for it when we come eliminate and kill you off our Eritrea really soon. All muslims are just Telamat traitors and garbage messengers of their beast Mohammed Arabs murderers killers. You garbage murderer muslim terrorist just stay away from Christian websites as you have nothing to offer except bloods and killings of your beast monster Mohammed’s teachings.

      • Z, Hagos December 25, 2016

        Fithawi can be read as Fitha-wi, you stinky minky. You must be one of the criminals who are committing crimes against the Eritrean people. You don’t have to distract our ongoing discussions. Your so doing makes you one of those targeted by our discussion. Unless you are one of those affect by the discussion here, why would do always do what you doing to distract us?.
        ..
        You must be writing from the criminal embassy desks. If you hate mohamed, ahmed and ibrahim of Eritrea you can go back to where you came from. You must know that Eritrea is the land of Tekle, Ibrahim, Mohamed and Yohannes. As a criminal who might have killed the Eritrean-Tekle and the Eritrean-Ahmed, you deserve not only the prison but also to be hung from a tree. Just like what your master Haile Selassie did to our freedom fighters.
        ..
        As a criminal you might be involved in organ harvesting of innocent Eritreans. You might for sure be one of the cruel agents of isaias who are daily shooting at Eritreans who are running away for their life and safety. Your background is a criminal, born criminal, living as a criminal and for sure you will die as a criminal..

        • Fithawi December 26, 2016

          Ze fucking animal beast Hagos diablos aremiyen and messenger of the murderer terrorist garbage Mohammed monster killer animal.You too deserve to be slaughtered like a beast animal.
          You are not definitely wedi hooker half caste like those two shitty garbages by the name of simon.g & k.tewolde but you are actually a hooker yourself and you will never get any lower than being a fucking male hooker akaTari leKhbat Esub leKhlaKhi.
          What the fuck do you mean by ‘don’t distract our ongoing discussion’ garbage? Do you really fucking believe that you are holding serious discussions and seeking serious solutions while you fucking keeping the murderers terrorist beasts muslim enemies in your fucking joke camps???
          You must fucking be writing from murderers muslims desert of beasts to hallucinate about Eritrean Tekle, Ibrahim garbage shit as there will be no fucking Mohammeds or Salihs shit beasts in new clean Christian Eritrea soon to be reborn. You must fucking be threatened of beheading or bombing by Mohammed beast monster muslims to come up with that half caste garbage shitty.

        • Fithawi December 26, 2016

          Ze fucking animal beast Hagos the filthy male hooker of the murderous terrorist muslim Arab world, if you are really that serious for a debate or discussion then that fucking ignorant idiot pig Kuobrom is asking you some valid questions but instead of answering him directly you are getting your garbage muslim terrorist to act on your behalf, what a joke and what intelligent politicians in discussions!!!
          Don’t hide from Kuobrom’s questions and challenges and debate and response to his questions/concerns directly and accordingly. He is absolutely right to call you and your garbage ugly murderer wishima ahmed saleh “Snakes”. You both sound and act like poisonous muslim snakes spewing your killer propaganda shit garbage.. You all fucking simply need to be eliminated really soon for the sake of clean new Eritrea.

      • sol December 26, 2016

        Teklay
        You will never succeed to make people abandon assenna as you have done to the poor asmarino. I am wondering, if you are just socially sick person like DIA or a paid agent of him.

        • zeray December 26, 2016

          Sol aka Zafu, andom, adhanom, Mokie, Wedi Hagher – Wedi Halima just to name a very few but in short, a moslem nefahito and same old dead Saho rat and a disturbed, restless and desperate Abdurobo savage Arab dog.
          Wedi Halima Arab dog the super moslem nefahito, are you still being savagely raped and abused by your savage evil moslem Arab slave master posing as al-Teklay al-Mohammedin?
          Mr Teclay is the most brilliant peaceful gentleman (the great man -Abi seb) that you ugly moslem Arab dog is not fit enough to even lick his boots. But why are you so obsessed and scared of the super man?
          Last but not lease, just like your aregit kelbi areb cousin AHMED SALIH the old savage Arab dog WHORE PIMP just stick to one stinking evil moslem Arab’s slave dogs name and NOT our holy Christian names.

          • AHMED SALEH !!! December 26, 2016

            ASSENNA NEFAHITTO
            you can change skin color but we can identify by the way you talk and walk .

    • koubrom December 26, 2016

      Eh Ahmed your nice manner of explaining don’t impress me you and z hagos are 2 head one body snack you and him even those who insult islam wishing a chain of reaction will happen between eritrean people and are part of the game ,
      Why trying to open a rift between eritrean society? ?????
      You wish chaos in our country, it’s that democracy to you? ??
      It’s that democracy lying demonizing the people and the government with those snack without any shred of evidence for what you talking about.
      Please leave eritrea alone we are leaving in peace and harmony with all different faith.
      Evil people

  • Ghirmay December 25, 2016

    Like all past brutal dictators Isaias will soon pass away and Eritrea will be free like other free nations
    of this world. But big and major mistakes have to be learnt so as not to be repeated.
    The next young generation of Eritrea need a fresh start and a new fresh attitude for 21st century.
    We are living in a fast moving or changing technological world and need to think and equip accordingly.

    • Ghirmay December 25, 2016

      Sorry I meant to add my best wishes to everyone and to Assenna staff and particularly
      Emma a very happy & prosperous new year and beyond that as well.

    • koubrom December 26, 2016

      ONLY THE MIGHTY GOD CAN DECIDE WHO WILL LEAVE FIRST
      SO NOW YOU GUYS ARE PROPHET WEY GOOOOOD
      HE IS IN GOOD HEALTH HE WILL 100 YEARS MORE
      EVEN IF IT HAPPEN WE ALL ISSAYAS .HIS LEGACY WILL SURVIVE TROUGH HIS PEOPLE AND WE WILL MAKE SURE IT WILL STAY LIKE THAT

      • Fithawi December 26, 2016

        Why don’t you fucking hang yourself in your fucking warlord Esayas’s Tembeyen or in a muslim garbage shit hell where by after you die they will fucking behead you for being a Christian pig. Esayas has fucked you upside down that you can’t think straight or rationally. Eritrea’s main problems are the fucking murderer terrorist muslim beasts, their monster Mohammed beast Arabs and your small opportunist man the Arab’s servant Esayas the beast (man eater blood thirty like the terrorist muslim beasts).

        • Zafu December 26, 2016

          Fithawi
          You don’t know that Esayas is an illegal son of a muslim father.

          • zeray December 26, 2016

            Shall we say the savage evil Arab dog Abdurobo is also an illegal rootless immigrant son of a Filipino mother and a stinking savage evil moslem Yemeni nomad father but strangely claims to be an “Eritrean”? Savage evil Arab dog, your days in Eritrea are really numbered and that’s why you so shitting and panicking none stop. Well, you did overstayed in our country.

  • PH December 26, 2016

    ሩሑስ ብዓል ልደትን ሓዲሽ ዓመትን ይግበረልና።ብፍላይ፡ኣቶ ፍትሓዊ ዝፍወሰሉ፡ኣቶ ኩብሮም’ውን ልቡ ዝበርሃሉ ይገሮ! ብተውሳኺ ኣሰና ሓይላ ብስራት ሙሉእ ዓወት ተበስረሉ ዓመተምህረት2017 ይግበረልና ኣምየን።

    • koubrom December 26, 2016

      PH AMEN I WISH THE SAME TO YOU
      TO ALL WHO OPPOSE OUR COUNTRY PLEASE CAME TO YOUR SENSE
      YOU HAVE TO BE ERITREAN FIRST AND OPPOSITION SECOND
      DON T ALLIES WITH OUR ENEMY TO WEAKEN OUR COUNTRY
      AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY BODY

    • Fithawi December 27, 2016

      Thanks for nothing garbage shit ignorant murderer terrorist PH son of monster Mohammed beast. If you really want me to get better and to be happy then you fucking muslim garbage murderer terrorist leave our Eritrea and our peaceful world. But whether you like it or not you will soon be eliminated and killed with all your garbage shitty muslimm animal beasts.

  • zeray December 26, 2016

    Brother Fithawi
    I love all your comments and I would just like to urge or encourage you to continue with your positive contributions to the boring criminal Islamic ELF dominated and manipulated poor Assenna website. Just ignore some of the negative and discouraging comments as of amateur, frustrated and savage evil ELF remnant losers/failures crippled for life beggars/lementi eraymirayat goHafat deki lementi assholes.
    They’ve been working as a wild foxes and as savage evil moslem Arab dogs to put off some brilliant commentators like that Mr Teclay, Gedem, Lula, Haqi, Massawa and so on and we could challenge and expose all their savage evil ELF’s crimes and atrocities against humanity and our poor peasants and attack them the only way they understand which is force and strong languages. God bless all the peaceful Christian Habeshas.

    • Sol December 27, 2016

      Tekl(Zer)ay or should I call you Nefahito
      The days of DIA are counted, go check a doctor before you loose you mind completely and try to live with the new truth.

      • Fithawi December 27, 2016

        Fucking terrorist muslim murderers deki monster Mohammed beast no matter how you change your garbage shitty names from fucking Ahmed Saleh to fucking Sol, you are all fucking stateless murderer terrorist muslim animal beasts that will be killed and eliminated from our peaceful world real soon.

    • Fithawi December 27, 2016

      Many thanks my brother Zeray for your positive messages too.
      We shall indeed cover each others back against the fucking garbage shitty deki hookers.
      They don’t bother me at all but it is about time that we fucking sort them out.
      Can you believe it this garbage ignorant murderer terrorist muslim is wishing me to get better!

  • Z, Hagos December 26, 2016

    Thanks Assenna for the double joke. That dog looks exactly like Isaias. The wise president, Mr. Obama, tricked Isaias into meeting his brother, let’s call him “the dog.” Like always, isaias was not friendly to his brother, the dog.
    ..
    At first, the brother or the dog thought Isaias was there at the Oval Office to apologize. But when Isaias told the dog that he had come to take out his kidney and sell it to a waiting wealthy dog, the dog fainted to hear such words from his brother. Even Obama didn’t like Isaias’s behavior. A friend of Mr. Obama who happened to be there when the dog was shocked by Isaias’s arrogance and unbrotherly behavior, suggested to transpose the names calling Isaias “the dog” and his brother to take the name Isaias.

  • PH December 27, 2016

    Z hagos,
    I really in joined the the caricatura, moderno fumetti, come il padrone treats ( tratta ) il cane poveretto!

    • PH December 27, 2016

      Sorry, pls read it injoyed.

      • Fithawi December 27, 2016

        Fucking garbage shit hooker Z.Hagos and fucking ignorant PH the murderer terrorist wedi monster Mohammed beast, you are all fucking waste of time garbage shits that should be killed and eliminated from our peaceful world real soon.

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